“It was a deer and a dog. What’s that thing you say about three’s? Once. Twice…”
jesus-christ-kill-it-with-fire:
I remember Meg’s story very clearly. She was in love with a man before Hercules. When he died, she sold her soul to Hades just to bring the man back to life. Once he was alive again, he left Meg for another woman, even though she gave up her soul for him. Of course this would scar Meg, which was why she couldn’t trust men, especially with her heart. Disney used to be so deep and meaningful, what happened?
I woulda killed his ass again and got a refund.
^^^^ THAT FXCKING COMMENT
j
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
you know when you see a picture on your dash and it hasn’t loaded yet but from reading the description/comments you can almost tell what it is and you want to reblog it but it isn’t loading so eventually you just get fed up and reblog it anyway even though it’s still just a white square and you just have to hope it’s not something terrible
it’s like the tumblr version of russian roulette
YOU SAID THE THING! YOU PUT IT IN WORDS!